Angel Asthma

When a virgin takes her first mouthful of cum and gasps for air.
The girl guide sealed the sale by having a Angel Asthma attack.
by Sistoskipper July 25, 2014
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Dick-Induced Asthma

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.
by Robsworld6 January 18, 2013
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Reggie Lewis Asthma

a disease consisting of coughing fits one develops after running a race in the wonderfully crowded, stuffed, and smelly reggie lewis center.
call 911 i just finished the 600 and i can't breathe, must be the "Reggie Lewis Asthma"
by track123 January 15, 2009
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Type 2 Asthma

Like the first type, Type 2 Asthma is a respiratory condition that makes breathing very difficult. Which can cause very heavy (Sexual) breathing. But what's also unique to this, is that it causes the person to have conditions very similar to Autism. As in the person is mentally stupid and doesn't have Common Sense. Side effects of Type 2 Asthma is that it causes the person to have orgasms or act very constipated.
"Guys I think this kid has Type 2 Asthma"
by NWCTA_Vocab March 28, 2019
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exercised induced asthma

A type of asthma caused when exercising. It's when your air way is smaller than normal, so you're breathing through an abnormally sized air way. Can be treated by using a subscribed inhaler.
While I was playing basketball, I had a case of exercised induced asthma.
by m-sizzle-wizzle-money-weezy-yo January 12, 2011
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sexually induced asthma

An act of rigid and or plounderous sex pounding that emulsifies you to borderline cardiac arrest but, instead you only reach asthma!
Hey man i got to go get some meds for my involuntary sexually induced asthma dude!
by jloeniga November 30, 2011
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Lung Asthma Cancer

Guy 1: Dude! I'm dying...
Guy 2: I don't care unless it's of something major
Guy 1: Dude! Lung Asthma Cance- *GASP!!!!!*-r
Guy 2: Is that even a thing?
Guy 1: *Currently twitching on the floor* ;-;
Guy 2: Should I cal 911? Oh wait...
Dude why are you gasping so much? You ok?

No... I have lung asthma cancer ;-;
by SexyAshienBoi January 17, 2018
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