A person who is both Asian and an Agent. Specifically a bad-ass theatrical agent, who has ninja-like skills both in backstage technical support and also in personal career management.
Audience Member: "Wow, so Dave not only manages your lifestyle and publicity apperances, but ALSO single-handedly deals with the entire show's technical requirements?"
Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."
Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."
by BaffledComposer July 12, 2009
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Get the Ascending mug.by deerdles November 6, 2007
Get the aspen diet mug.Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.
It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.
by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007
Get the ascentific mug.The nickname given to the scandal surrounding the release of Apple's iPhone 4 in June 2010, and the alleged reception issues that arose from holding the phone the 'wrong way'.
Shortly after thousands of iSheeps complained about the problem, Steve Jobs responded by offering all iPhone 4 users a free carry case, and also accusing virtually every major mobile phone manufacturer of making phones with poor signal as well, and that 'Antennagate' was not unique to Apple.
These manufacturers, including Nokia, HTC, RIM (Blackberry) and Samsung refuted these claims, and told Apple to go fuck themselves.
Meanwhile iPhone 4 owners still believe they own the coolest gadget on earth, despite the fact that once they pick the phone up they lose the ability to call/text anybody, and are already eagerly waiting the release of iPhone 5.
Shortly after thousands of iSheeps complained about the problem, Steve Jobs responded by offering all iPhone 4 users a free carry case, and also accusing virtually every major mobile phone manufacturer of making phones with poor signal as well, and that 'Antennagate' was not unique to Apple.
These manufacturers, including Nokia, HTC, RIM (Blackberry) and Samsung refuted these claims, and told Apple to go fuck themselves.
Meanwhile iPhone 4 owners still believe they own the coolest gadget on earth, despite the fact that once they pick the phone up they lose the ability to call/text anybody, and are already eagerly waiting the release of iPhone 5.
by aflex22 July 19, 2010
Get the antennagate mug.A summer music festival that everyone comes to to get drunk, high, and fuck. Most students are cocky asians, and the RAs are assholes, especially the fat one. There are no practice rooms and the food is shit. The second you arrive, everyone wants to go home. The locals are rich white racists who hate the music school.
Wow, you went to the Aspen music festival? How did you survive those two months?
I hooked up with so many celliests at the Aspen music festival. I was hungover for most of my lessons.
I hooked up with so many celliests at the Aspen music festival. I was hungover for most of my lessons.
by aspenrasloveme June 26, 2018
Get the aspen music festival mug.Aspen is a name for a gorgeous girl with beautiful hair, in which everyone cherishes her name for being named after the most celebrity-liked place in the world. She is clumsey and often makes mistakes, but in the end she is loved and appreciated because she is open minded and helps people who is going through a hard time. Her name is uncommon, but is beautiful and makes herself original.
David: Hey, did you hear about that Aspen Chick?
Taylor: Yeah, she is that girl who is named after a city in Colorado, right?
David: Yeah, she helped me get through that problem i had in June.
Taylor: Yeah, i heard she has helped a lot of people.
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Therapist:Why are you here?
Jay:I dont know. Im not supposed to be here because Aspen helped me with my problems. But thank you anyways.
Therapist: Dangit! That Aspen girl is taking all my patients!
Taylor: Yeah, she is that girl who is named after a city in Colorado, right?
David: Yeah, she helped me get through that problem i had in June.
Taylor: Yeah, i heard she has helped a lot of people.
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Therapist:Why are you here?
Jay:I dont know. Im not supposed to be here because Aspen helped me with my problems. But thank you anyways.
Therapist: Dangit! That Aspen girl is taking all my patients!
by AwesomeColors December 28, 2009
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