asslut

A woman of loose sexual and moral disposition, who has an obsession with horrible anal intercourse. This is an inherited trait, which has striken many celebrities. George Clooney refused to comment when interviwed. A symptom of this syndrome is the lack of muscle in the anal sphincter, resulting in the person aflicted with this disease being "loose". They also reuse to have any intercourse, unless it is after intense anal stimulation. There is no cure.

Mark Carlson is such an asslut

by jack_231 October 21, 2005

asscot

a scotsman who thinks your an ass

scotsman: oh you bloody asscot, go fuk a lamb!
some american: word

by the asscot April 19, 2006

Asscunt

An error placed in typically proprietary software code that should never be seen by the user. Typically whenever a user sees this error, bad things happen.

Greg just got an asscunt from the server.

by Biggs Driut January 28, 2004

asscum

When a guy's jizz gets all over a girl's ass. Can only be done by the most kinky of sex partners.

Guy: Ima asscum you tonight.
Girl: Make sure u aim in the hole!

by Zack can fuck u good July 17, 2006

assbutt

1. the butt of a donkey

2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt

3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders

4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)

1. go stick your face in that assbutt

2.you're such an assbutt!

3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*

4.

BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!

by A-person_yay February 22, 2014

asscited

(adj.) Stirred emotionally to get some action.

Usually used before mattress mambo.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I saw you with that chick last night.

Bro 2: Bro, which one?

Bro 1: The blonde one bro, you gettin' some?

Bro 2: Yeah, i'm asscited.

by Gieaa July 29, 2009

asscubically

Adjective for the noun: Asscube. which is:

1) the product when a person's anus (also known as butt, ass, buttocks) combines with any sort of cube.

2) Commonly mistaken for a big ass ice cube.

3) Synonymous with awesome. (adjective: asscubical)

4) An expression used to signify awesomeness

Mr. Paul thought that there was a real fire during the fire drill. He ran around screaming for help. His reaction was hilarious, some might even call it asscubically funny!

by buttkube May 17, 2010