asscrack

A dirty, despicable human being, that serves no purpose in life. Only there to annoy the shit out of you.

-Damn, I'm so tired of Denise bothering me.
-Yeah, that girl is such an asscrack.

by Superstar88 March 8, 2008

asscracker

The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.

Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!
Look at that asscracker.
you smell like an asscracker

by Craig Lebarron October 1, 2005

asscrack

A person who is not quite an asshole, but well on their way.

Steve gave me a back handed compliment. That guy is such an asscrack!

by missikat December 16, 2008

Asscrapilicious

Something so horrendous, no swear word will do.... like Gibson's mom.

Hey you ASSCRAPILICIOUS WHOREBAG!

*spank*

by InsaneFox January 18, 2005

Asscavating

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.

That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.

by K-Lube March 30, 2006

Asscrap

A profuse amount of crap.

I can not believe I just got a ticket, what a bunch of asscrap!

by Kristin October 6, 2003

John Asscrack

the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.

Praise Kahless he's out of office.

by Militant Liberal March 18, 2005