A mix between the current outbreaks of Bird (Avian) Flu and Swine Flu, if you are unlucky enough to catch both, it is known (conveniently) as Armageddon Flu, because if you catch it (scientifically proven you CAN catch both at once) you will die. No chance about it. Death is guaranteed.
Catch Armageddon flu and find out.
Beware. You won't live long, but hey, if you live long enough, you could be a scientific guinea pig and earn a lot of cash for your family.
Beware. You won't live long, but hey, if you live long enough, you could be a scientific guinea pig and earn a lot of cash for your family.
by Doctor Know-It-All May 13, 2009
Get the Armageddon Flumug. An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series
by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008
Get the Mortal Kombat Armageddonmug. When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.
by the slut formerly known as your mother October 5, 2004
Get the Flaming Pubes Of Armageddonmug. On June 12 - 14, 2023, thousands of Reddit communities will go on strike by becoming private due to the increasing price of the Reddit API (now $12,000/50M requests), driving third-party Reddit clients like Apollo out of business. Apollo estimates that they will have to pay $20 million annually to afford their user base of 680,000 people, which made Apollo developer Christian Selig shut the app down on June 30, 2023. Reddit Is Fun, ReddPlanet, and Sync will also shut down on June 30th. Some subreddits have also decided to not reopen on June 14, and instead close indefinitely until Reddit Inc. reverses the decision.
Will Reddit recover financially from The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023? We will never know, because Reddit is a private company, therefore they do not have tradable stock or a stock price. But I highly doubt it.
by 2Fax4U June 11, 2023
Get the The Great Reddit Armageddon of 2023mug. by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022
Get the Amsterdam Armageddonmug. A bar shot that is not for the faint of heart. The patron bends over while taking a shot of their choice, gets punched in the brown eye by the bartender so hard they see stars, then punched in the eye with the tainted fist leaving them with a nasty case of pink eye.
by Jlee19812010 November 12, 2023
Get the Armageddonmug.