applelicker

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to lick someone's apple.

Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!

by Jerk4240 July 5, 2007

Applesauce Indian

A Native American (US) or Indigenous person (Canada) that looks at least slightly native, but is so thoroughly brainwashed by Eurocentric ideas that his credibility and moral character hold the strength of pulverized mush. An extreme version of the apple indian.

I got an A in my Native Law course because I'm white and the prof is an Applesauce Indian

"Hey europeans didn't steal nothin when they came to North America"
"Shuddup, Applesauce"

by Adam and Eve Beech October 22, 2018

applesauce

the feeling of being an apple that was left on the tree when all the rest were harvested and then picked only to be put in a jar as applesauce.

He makes me feel like applesauce

Today i feel really applesauce

by hmmmcheerioslala September 3, 2020

Getting applesauced

Taking a direct hit to the Adam's apple making it feel like it's been turned to sauce

Man that guy was getting applesauced

in that fight last night he could barely even speak today

by Mzavy August 9, 2016

Brayden AppleSnack

When watching gay porn yell help Brayden Apple Snack and then stop jacking off then wait for someone to enter asking if your ok then after they leave continue on weed whacking till you nutt.

I almost got caught doing the Brayden AppleSnack, a suicide mission

by Janis1231 December 30, 2020

Pop my applesauce

Intense sexual intercourse with the top of an apple sauce jar, which makes the incredibly orgasmic popping sound and gives you the feeling of popping a cherry

Steve is going to pop my applesauce tonight.

by Erasercapnow October 24, 2017

Mott's Applesauce

Many know it as a classic snack or a delicious side to pork chops, but it was actually popularized as lube when it was discovered during the height of the Third Reich that Hitler used it to become to pussy destroyer we know today. He found it to be more efficient than your run-of-the-mill sexual lubricant.

Nazi Officer: "Furher! A large shipment of Mott's Applesauce has just arrived."
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"

by pizzahut_somalia February 7, 2018