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Apoof

The act of suddenly appearing without warning, the opposite of this is to disapoof
I was walking down my road when a lil doggo apoofed
by Phoebe_mae October 22, 2018
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Apoophenia

Apoophenia is the phenomenon of seeing feces in everyday objects. A striking feature of these fecal objects is that they not only look like feces, but can convey a personality, social meaning, or even a lingering sense of shit.
Q: What does it mean when you see feces in everything you look at? A: apoophenia
by yyuryyubicuryy4me February 22, 2021
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peek-a-poo

When taking such an epic dump that you get off the toilet before wiping to admire it.
"Dude -what are you doing in there? Dying?"
"No man, I'm playing peek-a-poo! Come in here and take a look at this animal!"
by D-McNasty June 5, 2014
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Peek-a-poo

When evacuating the bowels, a person will begin to retract the emerging feces and then slowly let in emerge, then retract it again. Repeat until bored.
Hey dudes! I just played Peek-a-poo in the shitter!
by nom nom de plume June 7, 2009
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kick a poo

a guy takes a dump on the floor and then the girl lies down and the floor and the guy kicks the poo into her mouth or face.
Billy: Man, i kick a pooed kelly last night.
Jack: nice one, playa!
by Brenna Johnson December 23, 2007
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apoorva

1. referred to a male person who hides the fact that he is gay by going on date with 3 different women on same day.
2. someone who gets turned on by Yesudas songs from the movie Nikaah

Synonyms: Appuda, guru ghantaal
1. dont forget to get rid of your pink hanky, learn to be like an apoorva.
2. oh he is such an apoorva. always ready to Blink Swing.
by yeah right!! May 25, 2007
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explode-a-poo

When every molecule of shit in your body exits in about 1/1000 of a second, literally exploding out of your ass. The type of poo that leaves poo niblets in the toilet bowl long after you've left the bathroom.
I had to go so bad, the moment my ass touched the toilet seat I had a total explode-a-poo. I think some bounced up and stuck on my ass.
by bammo July 8, 2009
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