Alan Colmes

1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.

1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"

by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004

Alan Carr

Camp Brittish comedian.
He is co-host of The Sunday Night Project with Justin Lee Collins.
he is also famous for his large teeth and thick rimmed glasses.

Relased his autobiography "Look Who It Is" in 2007
Released his Live tour DVD "Tooth Fairy Live" in 2007

He is son of Greame Carr. Football Player, Manager and some consider him to be a legend.
He is not a sibling of Jimmy Carr. Only idiots think that.

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Alan Carr:
My dad was like "Oh dont send Alan to do anything electrical, he wouldnt know.."
Oh, What am I gonna do? Come out of Dixons with a Pony? *Lead invisible pony around stage"".. Ooooh. What am i like?

by Portia x January 23, 2009

alanie

A beautiful young girl that Cares for her best friend and will do anything for them

Alanie helped me when I was feeling sad

by Dezirae Vazquez April 4, 2018

Alanis Ironic

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.

The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur January 20, 2015

alancia

Is a very kind person that can be cruel to defend themselves or who they love. He/she is very good looking, loving, bossy, and is also very funny.

Have you heard of the girl next door, her name is Alancia.

by NUTELLAGODDESS💖🔥 July 24, 2017

Ålands Lyceum

A school on Åland islands in Finland which consists of people thinking that education such as maths and physics give instant financial freedom and success. After 3 years they start to work on the local S-market

Im going to Ålands lyceum, I´m going to Harvard when done with the "studentprov"

by ÅYG January 10, 2020

Alan Partridge

Incredibly talented BBC presenter. Unbiased, honest and hard working. Known also for his book 'Bouncing Back' Alan has gone from strength to strength. Catch phrase 'AAH HAA'More recently presenter on Radio Norwich. Other Partridgisms include: 'Back of the net' 'That hits the spot' 'In off the red' 'That's first class' 'There's alot to be said for a good Travel-Lodge'

Alan Partridge has made an impression Urban lingo despite being accused of being a 'spoof' (some say just Steve Coogan which he denies)

by Pimpmyescort May 16, 2006