angry lawnmower

this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahrah, like a lawnmower.

that fucking cunt had such a huge bush, that i had no choice but to pull the angry lawnmower out on her.

by shifty February 6, 2004

Angry Ewok

When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)

Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...

by Zmann966 October 23, 2010

angry raccoon

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.

After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.

by Fantasy Frank Tank October 29, 2008

angry raise

When, playing poker, someone raises unnecessarily high, inadvertently pissing everyone off rather than striking fear or enticing anyone to play. Therefore no-one calls and the round is cut short, wasting everybody's time.

"I raise 20"......"Call"......"Call"......"I raise 500!!"......"Wtf man! Bloody angry raise!"

by Bradz88 July 11, 2011

Angry Turkey

After a serious fuck session when your partner is passed out on the bed face down, open palm slap their ass as hard as possible. Go retreive a marker and by the time you get back there should be a raised red handprint on their ass cheek. Use the marker to draw a turkey on the handprint like they taught you in school.

"Damn man what happened to you and that chick last night."
"Oh we were fucking and she passed out so I gave her an angry turkey then played COD"

by JimmyDick September 25, 2011

Angry Russian

Something you REALLY don't want to be near

'There's an angry Russian over there. For God's sake don't give him an AK-47'

by Thecodytree May 3, 2021

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners

The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!

by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004