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Legal Analysis

1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.
The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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analtastic

that band was rockin crazy analtastic
by anus May 6, 2003
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Analitical Knowledge

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.
Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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Stinky Finger Analysis

Smelling your finger after asshole fingering a person/or youself, to ensure your fingers don't smell like butthole.
"I forgot to do the Stinky Finger Analysis so my boss could smell the butthole on the papers I handed to her."
by kimbopotamuz April 8, 2010
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Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.
detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010
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ZWOT Analysis

Ziggy's Wall Of Text Analysis.

Involves creating a wall of text so vast you simply must have covered everything regardless of what you've written.

Ziggy himself, from the website OzHadou, is renowned for creating such walls of text often.
Rod's paper was so text heavy that he thought it was an essay; turns out it was a ZWOT Analysis.
by Final Atomic Buster October 30, 2008
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analytical auction behavior

The process of trying to understand and outbid competitors on an auction site such as ebay in order to win the item.
Based on brony13's past analytical auction behavior (AAB), he most likely will up his bid in the last 2 minutes of the auction so I have to be ready to counter his offer till the bidding closes.
by stoolie2 May 24, 2014
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