A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 13, 2020
A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by srcs August 26, 2023
the most perfect person in the entire world. they’re super funny, kinda dorky and unusually tall for their age. their smile can make your heart melt, their perfection. they might not be the best at communicating but you’ll get there eventually. they’ll always make you happy no matter what happens in your life. not to mention their attractiveness is insane, brown hair and bluish, greenish eyes, cute nose heart shaped lips (they’re always soft and plump) that you’ll always feel an urge to kiss and a smile that will make your heart throb. you’re insane if you don’t find an alden attractive. dating an alden is the best thing that could ever happen to you. their touch will always make you break out in goosebumps and their voice will still always give you butterflies, every kiss is magical.
by kurt cocaine February 24, 2021
Alden is a cool dude who's always been there for people no matter what <3 plus they're really cool, funny, and pretty awesome. dude is amazing and cool, and brusef can make people laugh no matter what. they're cool, like conan grey, and also really fashionable. loyal and will fight for you (APPRECIATE IT) so yeah. Have fun with them because it will be fun <3
by tebytoby<3 May 27, 2022
A damn ass hat who has a shit eating grin. If you see an Alden just run for the woods you”ll thank me later because this guy is stalker material and will follow you around. He has a superiority complex and looks down on people because he thinks he is the best when in reality he is an scumbag who can’t keep his mouth shut.
by JortsLover34 May 23, 2022
Smart, short, but cute and loveable. He's usually dirty minded. Infront of the pc 24/7. A pro gamer. Pre ampangit mo
by isangpatatas May 16, 2022
A grumpy and power abusing person. He's not friendly at all and keeps bulying others. Although he's a prefect, he still got Failed exam results everytime.
by Laosepi February 13, 2023