The act of killing a joke before it comes to fruition. Typical situations involve a third party ruining the timing of the joke, or the expectation surrounding the joke growing exponentially in such a way that when actually said, the joke is rendered unfunny by contrast with the listeners expectation.
"hahah right, but no one really likes to drive a Mini, it's like having..."
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
by Cenodictionary May 20, 2009
Get the Joke Abortion mug.Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."
by Andrew Flint June 18, 2007
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That Windows Vista, man. Such abortionware.
by PositiveZero April 7, 2008
Get the abortionware mug.An internet meme involving the any stage abortion of an unwanted child through the use of a well placed "Falcon Punch" to the lower abdomen.
"Mike, I've become.. Tenn Pregnant!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"
by Zeldageek October 9, 2007
Get the surprise abortion mug.The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger
Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.
by noodles the cat October 23, 2003
Get the toilet abortion mug.A hell hole where even if you make friends the cock-sucking upper managers (namely the first and SECOND in charge) won't let you talk even if your work is done. Plus they complain about you and don't trust you if you're a teen, even if you're one of the better workers! And they wont fire the shitty ones!
And the customers bitch about every little thing! They try to scam you to save even just 5 cents! Fuck coupons too, that shit is lame, why the hell do we take other stores coupons?
Then there's the bottle room! That shit is so gross! It's never clean and there's always stinky bums back there.
Luckily there are some cool people! Like managers that let you go on Chipotle or Jamba runs! Or get you drunk! Checkers that are smokin' hot and funny! Starbucks girls that worked at hooters! And baggers that you can mess around with and have a good time!
And the customers bitch about every little thing! They try to scam you to save even just 5 cents! Fuck coupons too, that shit is lame, why the hell do we take other stores coupons?
Then there's the bottle room! That shit is so gross! It's never clean and there's always stinky bums back there.
Luckily there are some cool people! Like managers that let you go on Chipotle or Jamba runs! Or get you drunk! Checkers that are smokin' hot and funny! Starbucks girls that worked at hooters! And baggers that you can mess around with and have a good time!
"If you don't find something to do I'll find something for you"
"Why can't you take my coupon?!"
"Because it expired in 2005!"
"You guys suck i'm going to Safeway!"
"Have a good day! And I hope you get hit by a bus! bitch!"
"Albertsons would be so much better if I chose who worked there!"
"Albertsons should have a back room with stripper poles!"
"Why can't you take my coupon?!"
"Because it expired in 2005!"
"You guys suck i'm going to Safeway!"
"Have a good day! And I hope you get hit by a bus! bitch!"
"Albertsons would be so much better if I chose who worked there!"
"Albertsons should have a back room with stripper poles!"
by bag boy April 9, 2008
Get the Albertsons mug.When a movie premise is thought of with sincerity and ambition, then ego and money come in, take a wire hanger, and scrape out an underdeveloped movie fetus and present it to the world with no shame.
Cynthia: Have you seen that new M. Night Shyamalan movie?
Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.
Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.
Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.
Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.
by DomoKandy February 4, 2012
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