Aftermath

The end result of sexual acts between two individuals

Yo, you see that Aftermath son? That shit was tore up from the floor up!

by Hustleburry February 15, 2009

aftermath

After a very physically demanding athletic practice, you go to a Chipotle, Qdoba, ect. and order a large burrito. While eating this burrito you receive head (a blow job).

Bro, practice was crazy hard yesterday. But atleast I got an aftermath afterwards.

by Forbes Mcdonald December 3, 2009

afterbar

Party after the bars close, where the drinking continues until the sun comes up.

We are having a huge afterbar tonight.

by wisconsin September 29, 2004

alterbate

1.a retarded spelling of alternate in html with hillarious results
2.what normal(well normal enough)people do when their hiding in the back of their closets with HTML manuals.

1. Wow ur retard. Its not alterbate, its alternate. Shit your stupid.
2. Dont try to hide the unnavoidable fact that you like to alterbate in the closet to HTML manuals every tuesday night.

by Shannon&Courtney July 13, 2007

Afterbirth of a Lesbian Clusterfuck

1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.

1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.

by DamienCross March 5, 2009

afterneath

Referencing a point later than another point in a file.

The part you're looking for is afterneath this one right here.

by Cortana September 29, 2004

Afterbation

The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....

I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss

by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018