Acouscous

is a combination of a fire breathing dragon and an Abraham Lincoln.

i gave my girl an acouscous last night, she was pissed!

by partygoer August 20, 2009

acoustic douchebag

when a guy decides to be a douchebag under the belief that most people agree with his actions, only to realize that he has no support or back up in the entire world.

You read that thing in Forbes, about that acoustic douchebag being mocked on Facebook, after whining about getting booted from a bar in Seattle for refusing to take off his Google Glass?

by kingnumbers November 27, 2013

acoustic terrorist

A individual, that has chosen to impose an elevated level of music on others. Such as, the driver of a boom car. Of course, what constitutes music, can only be defined by the listener.

"Why is it always the acoustic terrorists that get caught by the bridge!"

by speedtoast May 7, 2018

Acoutistic

The combination of acoustic and autistic.

Retard 1: acoutistic covers bro
Retard 2: autistic covers are better--
Retard 1: acoutistic is autistic and acoustic combined, fucking retard

by retardpatrol September 14, 2018

acoustic masturbation

The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.

After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.

by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016

acoustic razor

a conventional razor, as opposed to an electric razor

Feck, my Norelco is busted - gotta use an acoustic razor.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

Acoustic Hangover

Realization the next morning after producing a piece of music while high and/or drunk that the music sonically isn't dope as fuck, but rather shit.

Yo Bro, last night's session I thought we sounded like 'Chris Lake' but woke up this morning with a serious acoustic hangover as our track sounded more like 'Nickelback'.

by redux saints March 3, 2021