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absorbing your nutrients

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that
by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023
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abhorrentysmal

Of absolute horrendousness, incomparable to anything else in its shitness, mixture of abhorrent and abysmal
Prehistoric hunt is abhorrentysmal
by Poanly July 9, 2025
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COD absorber

Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.
He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.
by theNimja April 14, 2013
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Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
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