assinator

A highly tapered anal streching device resembling a cone in shape, Initially utilized by tight holed homosexual males to facilitate bung hole sex to include fisting. Later research conducted by an anonymous casual sex encounters posting service showed women also use the assinator prior to hosting w4mmmmmmm parties.

Dude used an assinator prior to inserting a buoy into the chocolate star fish.

by kungfuwordsmith August 7, 2010

Ass-assinate

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

by asstastic August 22, 2012

assisted suicide

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off

(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"

by Travlin September 20, 2010

Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

by CaseDog January 20, 2010

assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.

Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.

by mikeinocala October 16, 2012

Assisted-Handjob

When two or more people (preferably female) jack one dudes cock at the same time.

"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."

by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022

Troll-Assisted

Used when a certain event or incident that happens in a block-game, is helped or aided by a player called TheTroll2001.

"Did you guys grief my base? Bet it was Troll-Assisted.''

by Exxactoo November 10, 2022