Asscent

The aroma that eminates from an individuals anus that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates.

Damn, he has a southern asscent. He must have eaten some BBQ ribs.

by Jhnygsh January 16, 2010

Ashkenazi boo

A super hot, fun person of Jewish lineage. A potential life partner, she's smart, hilarious, sexy, bitchy, and occasionally warm and sweet.
Like a unicorn, the Ashkenazi boo is elusive, but worth seeking and definitely worth keeping.

I'd been searching for my Ashkenazi boo since my bar mitzvah...and the suddenly she appeared.

by Brewton August 18, 2018

assbench

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

by mrfizzwidget398 July 23, 2009

Assment

A great statistical evaluation, primarily akin to the southern border, sometimes prevalent in the Eastern coast, a term used with the conjunction of being an asshole.

"Aw, Earl, look at him, he done made a numerical assment."

by Bakb0ne October 14, 2009

Blow an assket

Blowing an assket refers to the action of shiting yourself when you are enraged

i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.

by Funnyguy13 July 31, 2010

Ashkenafro

Ashkenazi afro hairdo.The kind that was popular in US campuses in the 60s and 70s. The white man's fro.

Bobo(bohemian bourgeois) Bob's ashkenafro. That's Bob Dylan, folks!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

ashkenazi

Jewish people who live in Europe and speak Yiddish. A small population today.

It roughly translates to "Jew from Germany", or the many names for the region comprising Germany today.

אויב איר קענען לייענען דעם, איר זאל זיין אַשקענאַזי

If you are Jewish born in Europe and live in Europe, you are ashkenazi

by random passerby #234235 April 28, 2014