artificial selection

The breeding of plants and animals to produce desirable traits. Organisms with the desired traits, such as size or taste, are artificially mated or cross-pollinated with organisms with similar desired traits.

"If art by artificial selection, why not Nature by natural selection?"

Evolution

Joseph Le Conte

by zenda gothic May 24, 2016

artificial sweetener

Any substance, commonly oil or saliva, used in erotic photos on the web to make the female appear "wet" and therefore sexually excited.

Alternatively refers to the cornstarch and water solution squirted onto various bits of anatomy in similar pictures to mimic male ejaculate.

"Hon, you're reminding me of my wife; we need some sweetener. Lick your finger and wiggle it around down there a bit before putting your leg behind your head, 'k?"

"That's it? Christ, mix up some artificial sweetener and squirt it on her tits and chin. You better keep it up for the money shots after that sorry dribble, you little prick!"

by Robzilla December 28, 2005

artificial music

So called "bands" or "music groups" that DONT make and play their own music.
Examples of death music include:
- techno (THE MOST artificial music)
- house
- rnb (with some exceptions)

WTF are you listening to? Is that artificial music? OMG turn that down

by He's the boxman September 22, 2006

artificial insemination

The process of two people (male, female) that hate each other yet still want to have a kid

Your parents hated each other yet through the amazing 21st century's artificial insemination they had you

by Orman November 1, 2016

artificial rain

type of rain that does not fall from the sky; sprinklers

"It was sunny outside, so i went and played in the artificial rain"

by psychicArtist June 28, 2009

Artificial Womb

Yet another thing that humans will create to overpopulate our dying planet.

Once we perfect the artificial womb, we can have babies and never worry about population-controlling, weak baby eliminating factors such as disease and birth defects! Isn't medical science great?

by Theaphelia October 5, 2004

Artificial Tourette's

I call Artificial Tourette's the random impulse to say a quote from a movie, show , meme, or even just do something that doesn't make sense for no reason no matter how retarded it is. Like normal Tourette's but you don't have Tourette's. For example, you may be in a real shitty situation or something shitty just happened and you say "Bruh" in a very obnoxious way, like the meme. There you go, Artificial Tourette's.

Friend #1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a durag"
Friend #2: Why do you keep. . . saying that?
Friend #1: Idk bro, this song (Homoflexual ugh ugh) really speaks to me. . .
Friend#2: . . . You have Artificial Tourette's
Friend#1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a dura-" Oh uh. . . yeah
Friend#2: . . .

by The Cum Sniper February 15, 2021