by Unknxwn_Writer March 13, 2019
Get the Applenade mug.referencing the rosy apply cheeks of someone blithe, too naïve to appreciate life's pain, or unaware of it, and so they're always smiling and cheery
'I'm so upset, man, my parents are getting divorced,'
'Hey, cheer up pal! You'll be all right!'
'Jesus man, you're an applefaced fool.'
'Hey, cheer up pal! You'll be all right!'
'Jesus man, you're an applefaced fool.'
by gonkoja September 11, 2021
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-A dialogue
Friend: "Yo, are u ready to meet at 12:00?"
Me: "Sorry mate, my applewatch isn't fully charged, I think we should reschedule."
Friend: "Yo, are u ready to meet at 12:00?"
Me: "Sorry mate, my applewatch isn't fully charged, I think we should reschedule."
by DeepBlve January 26, 2023
Get the applewatch mug.Appleyte (/ˈæp.ə.laɪt/) noun:
A consumer who displays an intense, often irrational, brand loyalty to Apple Inc., characterized by behaviors that mirror religious devotion.
An individual who views Apple product launches as sacred rituals, "Geniuses" as spiritual guides, and Apple Stores as modern-day temples or cathedrals.
Core Behaviors of an Appleyte
Apostolic Advocacy: Spreading the "gospel" of Apple's ecosystem through passionate word-of-mouth endorsements, often viewing non-users' choices as a personal affront or betrayal.
Theological Defense: Offering "religious apologetics" to justify high prices, removed features (like the headphone jack), or restrictive ecosystems as necessary for the "higher good" of the brand.
Ritualistic Consumption: Engaging in sacred private rituals like "unboxing" and public pilgrimages to wait in long lines for new releases.
Neurological Alignment: Demonstrating brain activity where Apple imagery triggers the same centers as religious iconography in traditional believers.
Cultural Context
Scholars note that Apple has successfully filled a "religious void" for many, using Steve Jobs as a messianic figure and the Apple logo as an "enchanted talisman". While many use the term "cult" tongue-in-cheek, the term Appleyte highlights the specific supplication and surrender to the brand's identity.
A consumer who displays an intense, often irrational, brand loyalty to Apple Inc., characterized by behaviors that mirror religious devotion.
An individual who views Apple product launches as sacred rituals, "Geniuses" as spiritual guides, and Apple Stores as modern-day temples or cathedrals.
Core Behaviors of an Appleyte
Apostolic Advocacy: Spreading the "gospel" of Apple's ecosystem through passionate word-of-mouth endorsements, often viewing non-users' choices as a personal affront or betrayal.
Theological Defense: Offering "religious apologetics" to justify high prices, removed features (like the headphone jack), or restrictive ecosystems as necessary for the "higher good" of the brand.
Ritualistic Consumption: Engaging in sacred private rituals like "unboxing" and public pilgrimages to wait in long lines for new releases.
Neurological Alignment: Demonstrating brain activity where Apple imagery triggers the same centers as religious iconography in traditional believers.
Cultural Context
Scholars note that Apple has successfully filled a "religious void" for many, using Steve Jobs as a messianic figure and the Apple logo as an "enchanted talisman". While many use the term "cult" tongue-in-cheek, the term Appleyte highlights the specific supplication and surrender to the brand's identity.
I opend my laptop on the conference desk during the opening moments of the big meeting. When I surveyed the others present and their laptops I realized that I will surrounded by Appleytes. I was doomed.
by Clark Graff January 28, 2026
Get the APPLEYTE mug.The process of having intercourse with an Apple, while simultaneously having intercourse with your partner. It is usually recorded on an Apple device.
“Oooh, I hope she gives me some AppleCare”
“What the hell is AppleCare?”
“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”
“Yea”
“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“
“I think I get the idea.”
“What the hell is AppleCare?”
“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”
“Yea”
“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“
“I think I get the idea.”
by anonymous November 16, 2025
Get the AppleCare mug.Is one who spreads his genes througout his path with an orgasmic arm thrust and sow it grows. (E.G. Kobe Bryant, Adrian Peterson, maybe Bill Cosby)
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