APTSD

The feeling waking you up at night that you got a 0 on the ap test even though you know you get a point for writing your name.

Me: My APTSD is acting up again
Teacher: you still have a final after the ap test

by Collegeboardiswatching May 13, 2017

APOTD

Appreciated person of the dayy!!

The best contest ever, run by the best person ever!! <333

lets all appreciate CHERRY the APOTD

by BreadcatLuna March 26, 2022

Oxford Apostrophe

A polite way to describe horrendous misuse of punctuation.

"Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judge’s sic - Oxford Apostrophe, Military, Vets, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen," shrieked our national shame.

by MasculineToiletGuy December 7, 2018

apostrophury

Feeling that is evoked in grammarians and other sensible people when they see apostrophes misused.

Our English teacher rages with apostrophury when we put an apostrophe in the possessive pronoun "its."

by An Aries April 6, 2009

Apostitute

The mage form of a prostitute. These beings are why the chantry is in a critical state. Apostitutes are usually seen standing at the side of the Inn. Waving a knicker or two.

Wizard: I found myself an Apostitute

*Group nods*

by Dracaaaarooos March 13, 2015

Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school

A Private school located in Sandy springs Ga, with children from K-8, and is twice recognized from the blue ribbon award and is one of the top BEST private schools in Ga

Linda: HEY do you know any good private school nearby

Karen:Yeah totally go to Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school their the BEST

by CATSINDESGUISE78 January 4, 2020

apols

A short, glib way of saying "my apologies".

Apols for not calling you yesterday! I was super busy.

by oakland_town October 7, 2009