abandon ship

when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they're having unprotected sex.

"ohhh i feel like coming, ABANDON SHIP!"

{girl jumps off}

by a girl0621 January 27, 2007

Cart Abandonment

While grocery shopping you have a sudden gut bomb attack and have to leave your cart to run for the restroom.

Vicki! I had Cart Abandonment at Cosco again . I really need to cut down on the ruffage.

by Dutch Indian April 8, 2015

Wreck ASS Abandonment

What Moves You After A Big Fish Dinner

He had a huge piece of salmon for dinner.
Twenty minutes later it was "Wreck ASS Abandonment"

by mickey delphino January 2, 2008

Abandon

abandon somebody to leave someone, especially someone you are responsible for, with no intention of returning
The baby had been abandoned by its mother.
People often simply abandon their pets when they go on vacation.

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by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020

Abandon Shit!

The act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their ass, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. This generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no Toilet Paper, or Paper Towels in the restroom.

Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.

Little Billy: Mom! I need some new underwear!

Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?

Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!

by Lazerius March 2, 2014

Abandon

1. To give up to the control or influence of another person or agent. To give up with the intent of never again claiming a right or interest in

2. To withdraw from often in the face of danger or encroachment

3. To withdraw protection, support, or help from

The boat was blown to bits. The sailors had no choice but to abandon Ship.

by MoonCricket March 27, 2005

reckless abandon

To give up on the chase and straight up tell the girl you want her without caring about the outcome.

Guy#1 - Yeah, I like her but things between us are getting stale. We're not making progress.
Guy #2 - Reckless abandon that bitch. If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out.

by Humble Bison December 11, 2009