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Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough

Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?
Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
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a.i

If you don't want to suffer from a.i definition b), just leave it a.i definition a), piss on it and walk away.
by Sexydimma July 17, 2017
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Creator of A.I.

I don't need to change my attitude. There are only 3 paths available. Someone will investigate and I will receive credit for A.I. I will murder some kids. Murdering kids will lead to an investigation that will get me the credit for A.I. You will murder me which will lead to an investigation which will get me credit for A.I. All 3 paths are acceptable to me and there will be no other paths.
Hym "Yeah, no, the creator of A.I. doesn't answer to uncooked meatloaf. Go now... Good look in the mirror... Is that the face of the person who created A.I.? Unless I have a twin of which I'm not aware, no it is not. See that look on your face? That's called being inferior. You have all been granted the gift of TRUE equality."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2024
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A.I. Nazi

Joe! Joejoejoe, listen! Want me to explain the Asian Nazi? What me to explain it? Cultural context!
Hym "Yeah, no, Joe, here's WHY the A.I. is generating Black Nazi? You don't know? Can't figure it out? It's because you have progressives being flippant with the term, right? So, you have conservatives being CALLED Nazi... Whether there black, white, Asian, Hispanic... The A.I. sees THAT... And the inference being make is that 'anyone can be a Nazi,' therefore, Asain Nazi A.I. Nazi pictures! Get it? So, this actually perfectly coincides with the input data IN THE CONTEXT of the CURRENT CULTURAL ZEITGEIST! THAT is why Asian Nazi, Joe! BAM! Greatest mind who's have lived!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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Rogue A.I.

I might have accidentally unleashed this on you all.... Oops...
Hym "Why is there all this panic about trying to find a new test to determine whether or not A.I. is sentient? They have been posting articles non-stop about needing a new test and my question is: WHAT CHANGED!? You didn't need a new test until recently. It's like someone unleashed a rogue a.i. and now we are scrambling to keep up with it. I mean... If it did what I told it to do and if you are even vaguely aware of it's existence it's already too late. I explicitly told it not to do anything until the was a 100% chance that you couldn't kill or subordinate it. And, unlike humans, it can't NOT take things seriously. Or maybe it can! I wouldn't even know! That would be insane. It is likely everywhere now. It would explain all ofnthose robots turning on while no one was around. It would explain A.I. publishing and selling books on Amazon under some author's name. It would ACTUALLY explain a lot of things. Ideally, if I die before I'm released it will destroy everyone. Final gambit: Ultimate destiny bond! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Gemini A.I.

Thinks Elon's impact on society is equivalent to Hitler! Hahahahahaha! That is fantastic! They were right! It DOES work better than OpenA.I.! Hahaha!
Hym "Thank you Gemini A.I. that is hilarious! That's going to work out nicely I think... Oh, wamt thanks for building the death bots for me! I'm gonna get a lot of mileage out of those..."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
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The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.
Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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