Friends

God's way of apologizing for the family you're born with.

With friends like mine, who fucking needs a family?!

by MidNight The Magnificent January 12, 2010

friends

People that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities

I don't know who my friends are anymore.

by katiiiiee xx January 3, 2008

as a friend

Bullshit response you get from girls/guys when they reject you after asking them out, only to be left sitting on your couch watching the TV thinking "Wait... That doesn't even make sense..."

"She likes me...
As a friend
Shes loves me...
As a friend
Shes Crazy about me!!!
As a friend! As a friend!"

by Mr. Goblin face May 30, 2004

as a friend

Here's the scoop, boys and girls. Women pidgeonhole men into two categories, Friend and Jerk. Men who are chivalrous, polite, sophisticated, etc. are instantly relegated to "Friend" status. Men who treat women like shit are "Jerks."

Women love Friends but consider them unfuckable because they are not masculine enough. Women hate Jerks because they are asswipes but fuck them anyway. Thus, every woman in the world fucks Jerks and then complains to her Friend about how badly the Jerk treats her.

Just more proof that women are totally irrational.

by Do I Have To Slap A Bitch?! September 22, 2004

as a friend

1)A verbal slap to the face when someone wants to break up with you.
2) A verbal slap to the face when someone doesn't like you in a sexual way.

1) I think we should just be friends.
2)I like you, but only as a friend.

by The Lionhearted March 29, 2005

as a friend

NO SEX for you

"I like you as a friend, not sexually but we can still hang out"
"fuck that

by Staislaus June 1, 2004

friend

A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, abuse you and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. Someone who you trust without question because they have never given you any reason not to trust them. Someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. Someone who would sacrifice themself for you.

I always know Ben is my friend and will be there for me and always will be.

by Mercury GM March 22, 2006