december 9

literally the worst day ever. nothing special about it, just your average no-good no-fun day. unless it’s your birthday. woo-hoo. this was made by a rising Aquarius

kid: “hey yo, joe, what day is it”
joe: your moms day”
kid: “oh yeah today’s her birthday, december 9th. thanks joe!”
random guy: “joe MAMA”
joe: “SHUR THE FFUCK UP”

by joe who joe MAMA October 17, 2019

December 9

December 9 is the day you can slap a girls ass and she can’t be mad!

Example
Boy: *slaps girls ass*
Girl: wtf are you doing?!

boy: its December 9 you can't be mad

by Holy moly fuck November 30, 2020

December 9

The day where legends born on this day get to do the dirty with more than 1 girl🍆💦🍑🍒

Rebecca: Is it your birthday today?
John: Yeah it is
Rebecca: 🍆💦👅
Amanda: 🍆💦👅
Olivia: 🍆💦👅
John: December 9 is the best day ever

by Big boy dic..tionary November 22, 2019

December 9

The day u may ask out your crush

Me: guest what its December 9th sooo wanna date?

by Abclock00738:338 December 7, 2019

December 9

December 9 is HUG DAY hug anyone and it wont mean a thing

Joe : *hugs jessy*
Jessy: JOE DO YOU LIKE ME

Joe: no it’s December 9

by Oh owwwwwww December 9, 2019

December 9

gay people day.

“It’s December 9th! It’s national Gay day, happy birthday!”

by AphroditeiL April 30, 2022

December 9

National have a cry day

Here’s a day where you can just let go of those bad emotions!

Person 1: Hey, you okay?

Person 2: *sniffs* not really..

Person 1: Well today is December 9 so you can have a cry on me if you like <3

Person 2: *smiles* Thanks :

by queermuzhroom December 7, 2021