February 15

GIRLS YES DAY
a day when all girls must say yes to everything

Boys ask out that girl
Get her to give you stuff
It’s February 15 let’s meet later you have to say yes

by RuinUrDay November 17, 2020

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February 15

Literally the worst of the worst. People born on this day will talk mad shit while not being able to back it up. They will be 19 million XP behind you and still have the balls to think they’re going to win. But these people aren’t winners. Don’t let them fool you. 0/10 don’t recommend.

Find a Leo instead.

Them: My birthday is February 15th
Literally everyone else: Wow that makes so much sense now, you’re just an awful human being and will never reach level 50 before me.

by ZephyrsMamaIsBetterThanMafioso February 5, 2023

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February 15

Your birthgiver couldn't have held you in until midnight, or pushed you out a day earlier? People born on February 15 are horrendous narcissists and can't contain their audacity into their short-ass body. Calm the fuck down, Satan. Why don't you stfu and learn some perspective. Spoiler alert, other people have different povs than you do. You are not the main character in everyone else's story

Oh, you were born on February 15? I just remembered I have to walk my dead fish on that day, maybe I'll see you later, but hopefully not. Don't wait up

by thesethiccthighsdontlie November 24, 2023

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