Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2019

Gay Red Bucket

A Gay Red Bucket is a man that is sexually attracted to little boys

Yo did you know Petar is a Gay Red Bucket .

by peopleteethcats January 30, 2019

red-tail piston bopper

The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)

"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."

by Flighty January 31, 2019

red waterboarding

when you stuff your mouth full of tissues or a washcloth or other absorbent object and your girl squats over you and menstruates into your filled mouth

Woah, Jackson told me that he and Kelly did some red waterboarding last night; he still has some red stains around his mouth

by MonsPusher2 February 7, 2019

big red shed

A word relating to the New Zealand low-cost department store chain The Warehouse. It refers to the fact that the stores are often painted bright red. The stores are also known as the Ware Whare.

"Did you hear that they are building a big red shed down the road?"
"I just bought some jandals from the big red shed for 5 bucks"

by benrad February 8, 2019

Red

Possibly the best colour in the world ever,the best things in life are red including wine rose love and communism,it is also a combination of colour that makes people hungry when they have no rations like KGB burger king mcdonalds and communism.Red is one of the state approved colours the other being yellow.Red represents the victory of communisms immortal ideal and the friendship of people in strong comradeship.Red can be found on the flags of USSR,PRC,DPRK,Vietnam and all communist states.

Roses are red,violets are red,everything is red,so is the state,communism is great.

by That anonymous hecker February 9, 2019

red reseat

When a man tries to get out of not having his “read receipts” on while talking to a significant other and tries to act like a clueless mouth-breathing cuck.

“Having your read receipts off is soooo shady” -Significant other
“What’s a red reseat?” -Clueless mouth-breathing cuck

by Dictionarius McDefinenstein February 10, 2019