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Nut V-hug

(verb)- When one's nuts are hugged by one's vagina.
Bill: "What happened to you with Stacy last night?"
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."
by lavendermalice August 3, 2011
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Slap Nut

by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025
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Deez Nuts

Ha! Gadeem!
Guy 1: I got a package today.

Guy 2: What was it?
Guy 1: Deez Nuts!
by FireFlame Official March 30, 2019
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Only Nut November

The opposite of No Nut November. In this challenge you have to nut once or twice a day.
Have you participated in Only Nut November?
Isn't No Nut November?
Nope it's Only Nut November
by Curiosity's November 28, 2023
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The nut blossom

Like Reaper from Overwatch, you spin in a circle releasing bullets to kill your foes, but instead of bullets, it's sperm and you spin a circle "nutting" everywhere.
"Oh baby get ready for my The nut blossom!"
by Satanic man August 26, 2017
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nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.
Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.
by NutMagnet October 10, 2013
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head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.
Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.
by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017
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