english penis 

describes the penis of all those from england

being small and impotent, the posessors of this small tool are so insecure that they beg bbc to write articles undermining other countrymen's genitalia.

usually the smallest in all the whole world. thats the real reason why english women usually date other country men.

Sue: Dylan, your penis is so tiny.
Dylan: Yeah, I can't help it. I have an english penis. I usually pee on my nuts. THats why I'm so insecure I join a skinhead group to bash them pakis.

Sue: I'm not dating an englishman again. I'm gonna date indian guys from now.

english penis by English men are GAY!!! April 10, 2010

chicken penis 

When you eat chicken while watching porn and masturbating

i love it when the grease from the chicken makes a lubricant for my penis and makes it into a chicken penis

chicken penis by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006

The Penis fly trap 

The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!

Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .

Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?

Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!

Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her

The Penis fly trap by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016

godzilla penis 

a large, green looking penis.

Yo, your godzilla penis looks like a fat ol zucchini.

godzilla penis by Andrew Call December 14, 2007

ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

2. An erection that happens at any moment that surprises a women.

1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

2. They were slow dancing and was poked by his ninja penis.

ninja penis by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011

poopy penis 

a wrinkly and brown paynuse that resembles a poop

WTF bradly, why didnt u tell me u had a poopy penis

poopy penis by Moe Lester May 13, 2005

Edward Penis Hands

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

Edward Penis Hands by Big Booty Brown July 10, 2006