Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

gaming time

when your mom isnt home so you can game with your friends

you: ok its gaming time
friend: *cryies* omg yes finaly
friend 2: that's poggers
friend 3: LITTLE TIME IS LEFT FOR YOU TO LIVE, CHILDREN.
friend 4: alright what we gaming?

by SBD2042 September 8, 2020

Fart time

Fart time: Farting without any consideration for people around you.

After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.

by Maliit tt September 12, 2020

Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020

Bounceback time

How long is takes you after you’ve cummed once already while having sex

“How long is your bounceback time“. “Like 2 minutes, what’s yours? “

by T.x September 19, 2020

Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.

Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”

by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020

Corona time

Best time to kill democracy

Yay ! It’s corona time. Let’s change constitution and rule this country forever.

by Indian farmer September 22, 2020