Fake friend

Whenever a "friend" takes a picture of you and u look ugly asf but they post it because they look cute
Aight this is obviously a joke but those friends for real Piss u off

Person: your a fake friend I told u not to post that picture I look terrible
Fake friend: but I look good

Fake friend by Itzyogirlk December 8, 2016

Perfect Friend 

My friend Abigail

"My friend Abigail is the perfect friend"

Perfect Friend by BassKnight12 December 18, 2017

Oriental friend

That one friend who is fully or part asian, and makes many unnecessary asian jokes to make him/herself seem funnier. They are similar to black friends, but oriental friends give their white counterparts the capability to make asian jokes without coming off as offensive to others. They are known to be more adopted into white culture than their own, but use their own as an excuse to any given situation. They are also known to wear an obsessive amount of supreme, nike, kith, and many other street brands. Can typically be found in prestigious high schools, and typically sport very noticeable haircuts. They are also known to flex with as many Apple devices as possible.

Man without oriental friend: "Bruh you can't say none of that dog eatin' shit! That's stereotypical type shit to the orientals."

Man with oriental friend: "Bruh I got an oriental friend he's chill wit it.

Man without oriental friend: "Oh aight den."

Oriental friend by thematteo318 April 9, 2019

The Imaginary Friend 

When a person talks to themself when he or she is masturbating, even though nobody else is in the room.

*ooh you like that, you're a big boy aren't you?, etc.*

The Imaginary Friend by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Pretend-a-friend

When two people get together for a brief moment of boyfriend/girlfriend activities including sex but without the attachment of a real relationship.

Aaron just got dumped but he found a new Pretend-a-Friend with the same name to replace her!

Pretend-a-friend by ChuckNorrisIsStillCool February 22, 2009

The Four Best Friend's 

The four best friends anybody could ever have. This includes Jenn, who CAN keep her legs closed, Mike, who is chill as fuck and blazes fat, Jake, who has a hobo beard & gets fuuuucked up, and finally, Amanda, who laughs like baby seals and is vicious. We occasionally like to chill on Mill, but I guess that got old. We piss in Filly B parking lots, we strictly speak nothing but GANGSTA talk. I suggest you don't fuck with us, becuz we be STRAPPED NIGGA.

Shit dude, did you see The Four Best Friend's? They were walking down the street, we shouldn't fuck with them...

The Four Best Friend's by giantpandapussssy October 25, 2010

Semi best guy friend

A guy friend who is more than a friend but not to the point of a best guy friend

I have a semi best guy friend

Semi best guy friend by From monroemiddle school :) July 12, 2018