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by saulgoodmanic January 8, 2023
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Farting out product

When a squeeze bottle is low on product and makes fart sounds when you squeeze it.
We’ve got ketchup in the fridge, but we’re almost out and it’s farting out product
by Joe cain September 18, 2023
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Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.
Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"
by pa-chinko March 15, 2025
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fart

air released from the anus that takes makes oxygen foul-smelling
Girl: oh shoot we're getting shot in the back cmon build build build!!! If we die again, im deleting fortnite!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋

Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
by Macrime4444 June 8, 2022
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Fart Pipe

A person's anal cavity that has been so stretched out by anal penetration that when the person farts it comes out it sounds like the breeze coming by.
After I fucked Jaylyn last night she was a fart pipe.
by kingkeizer April 21, 2018
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Fart

A fart can be loud or quiet but always smelly cause it's poop particles! Yummy
Guy 1- what's that eggy smell
Guy 2- oh the fart I just did
by IMFATNOTLOL September 2, 2019
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Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018
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