by Joe cain September 18, 2023
Get the Farting out productmug. A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.
Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"
by pa-chinko March 15, 2025
Get the Phantom Fartmug. Girl: oh shoot we're getting shot in the back cmon build build build!!! If we die again, im deleting fortnite!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋
Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
Boy: cmon cmon cmon cmon.. FUCK FUCK HOW DID I DIE?!?!?!?!? I WAS ON 100 HP!!!!!
Girl: Wait guys i have to fart (farts) ahhhh that felt good :)
Boy: ewwwwww you farted???
Girl: Yeah.. and.. i think i have to do it again hold on…. (silent farts) ahhhhhhh that one felt even better :) my chair is gonna stink after i get up :/
Boy: You know what? You just lost my appetite, im off now bye 👋
Girl: Nooooo!! Dont go!!!
by Macrime4444 June 8, 2022
Get the fartmug. A person's anal cavity that has been so stretched out by anal penetration that when the person farts it comes out it sounds like the breeze coming by.
by kingkeizer April 21, 2018
Get the Fart Pipemug. by IMFATNOTLOL September 2, 2019
Get the Fartmug. Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018
Get the Smurf fartsmug. 