Charity pussy

To be on the receiving end of some Pussy from an ex-girlfriend after being down on your luck, or on a dry spell.

Tanya gave me some charity pussy last night.

by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004

loose pussy

A vagina that is used and abused and provides next to no pleasure for the average man.

damn, that was some loose pussy dude. I got a fucking fist in that shit.

by 666 September 7, 2003

Turbo Pussy

A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.

Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!

by sarasplayroom.com July 3, 2009

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.

Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."

by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013

first rate pussy

A young attractive woman with a tight vagina that has not been ran through and suitable to be a wife.

"There's nothing in the world like first rate pussy." -President Trump

by Chessesauce92 November 30, 2017

Is pig pussy pork?

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark. Imitative of an utterance attributed to slow-witted people

Recruit: "Drill Sergeant, will I have to do push-ups if I'm late for formation?"
Drill Sergeant: "Is pig pussy pork?"

by R A Gordon January 4, 2008

wolf pussy

a pussy that is so hairy that you are scared to stick your dick in it for fear it'll bite it off.

Brandi had a wolf pussy so I just made her give me head.

by Sergio415 September 11, 2006