Time travel 

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

Time travel by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019

Time-rapist

A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.

The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.

I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist

Time-rapist by vf4d8v1 March 1, 2019

Tames 

"Tames" is a common word in pampanga.(Philippines)
When you see someone is funny/ugly looking person.

Can be used while doing a fun talk with friends.

In short "UGLY"

Boy1:*haggard face*
Boy2:Tames mo!

Boy1:Tames nun ay!

Boy2:kamuka mo 😂

Tames by eklaboom! March 8, 2019

Timefuck 

Daylight Savings Time, which fucks with what time it is twice a year.

Gotta change all the clocks and deal with an hour of jet lag, because it's time for the timefuck again!

Timefuck by MysticFlux March 10, 2019

Time Lapsing 

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

Time Lapsing by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019

Time Bomb 

Sitting on the toilet waiting for your explosive diarrhea to come out.

I wonder what Peter ate for dinner, he's in the toilet having another time bomb.

Time Bomb by LeilaSP March 25, 2019

Time 

A confirmed theory that explains the movement and aging of everything plus good does not exist

Time and crap, oops I mean space

Time by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019