anal cunt 

A grindcore band that many people say shouldn't have ever gotten a record label. Besides their parody "picnic of love" cd, I mostly agree.

dude: i love anal cunt!
other dude: if they got signed, I'm a monkeys uncle.
other other dude: well, you're a monkeys uncle then. but their picnic of love cd was cool.
Other other other dude: what are you supposed to do at their concerts, just sit around and look confused? you cant even dance to this shit.
gangsta: tru dat blood
other other other dude: here, I'm putting on thier picnic of love cd.

"I was selling flowers by the side of the road, when you came to my flower stand. I was telling you about pansies and roses, when you tried to grab my hand. tra la la la la la la la, tra la la la la la la la, sorry I'm not that kind of boy..."

gangsta: dis shyt is tyte

anal cunt by kdsjfa May 3, 2006

canker cunt 

Female that plays Halo 3 so much that she develops sores on her pussy.

You aint nothing but a fucking canker cunt, die so I can teabag you.

canker cunt by niodin March 10, 2008

bumper cunt 

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.

Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt

bumper cunt by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

crispy cunt muffin 

a really good insult that always stops people. a good way to get someone mad at you.

person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...

person three "haha you got owned"

crispy cunt muffin by grindfuck© August 6, 2007

fluff cunt 

usually a fat fugly dike

who has over grown fluffy pubis on their head.

holy moleyy angel twang, look at that rachel gal shes a fuckin fluff cunt!

fluff cunt by buffbitch101 May 5, 2008

Cycle Cunt 

Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.

Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.

Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"

Cycle Cunt by Moses Magoo January 5, 2015

Pot Bellied Cunt

When a woman is so fat, her crotch area looks like a second belly. Resembling a pot belly of a pig.

Dude, look at that lady. She has the biggest Pot Bellied Cunt I've ever seen!!

Pot Bellied Cunt by Neck_Stompin_Carney March 7, 2011