Car Jack 

When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.

I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.

Car Jack by torkhum May 6, 2006

Jumbo Jack 

To grab your phallus with one hand, while using your other hand to shake your other arm with the overall intention of causing extreme pleasure seemingly caused by another person. Is similar to the Dutch Rudder.

Bobby was horny and lonely late one Saturday night, and so took to "Jumbo Jack"ing himself off.

Jumbo Jack by Skamando March 10, 2009

The Lumber Jack Duo 

Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.

As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO

The Lumber Jack Duo by D1bull54 October 2, 2009

lumber jack

Sexual term, used to describe the act of fecalating on ones head then cutting it half with your penis.

My boyfriend lumber jacked me last night. I don't know if I will ever recover.

lumber jack by Mr.Malice December 28, 2005

Black Jack 

When something goes according to plan, or is really cool

This weekend was black jack...

Black Jack by Raoul Duke April 6, 2004

cracker jack

When a male ejaculates into a shot glass filled with Jack Daniels whiskey and gives it to a female.

My girlfriends favorite drink is a cracker jack.

cracker jack by shortcircuity2k November 9, 2008

Cracker Jack

A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.

That stupid Cracker Jack.



Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.



Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!

Cracker Jack by The weirdest Allykins of all April 6, 2009