Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"

So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

Dutch brown nose

The act of putting dirty underwear or panties on some head with the crotch in their face.

While at the gym today, we snuck up and gave Nico a Dutch brown nose. He loved it !

by Thor from Whitestone May 31, 2024

Brown Truffle

Brown Truffles are the diamonds of taste.

If you try a brown truffle you will fall in love with him.

by Dalila Roselt June 7, 2017

keenan brown

a slinky slunk

oh was that keenan brown

by ChunkySquidward November 14, 2020

The brown water slide

When you’re fucking her from behind and you piss in her ass and she starts shitting

It was like a waterpark, I wasn’t expecting the brown water slide.

by kingofnapzzz April 24, 2025

brown bow-tie

While crouched over your partner and receiving a hummer you defecate on your partner's neck, hence a brown bow-tie. Note that the person delivering the brown bow-tie must be facing his partner's head, lest he deliver a brown sombrero.

"While Sarah was giving me a hummer last night, those refried beans kicked in and I couldn't help but give her a brown bow-tie!"

by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009

Browning Off

Bollocks management yuk speak that sounds like slightly dodgy porn analogies used by Australians to annoy everyone.

"XYZ are browning off all their contractors, blah blah blah blah a dingo stole my baby"

by fozzie12 January 13, 2009