Just in Goo Sling 

Pouting amourously in younger sisters arms because your hands are sore from to much aggressive squeezing on your girlfriend.

Sorry, may I take a message? Well He's just in goo sling right now and his hands are too swollen to press the numbers on the keypad.

Just in Goo Sling by Ranchgirls December 3, 2020

You stole my goddamn house! 

Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.

Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

You stole my goddamn house! by CPJacott December 17, 2020

Good Yard 

Casual salutation used for emails or letters to teachers or any motherfucking g's

Hello Professor,

You're a fuckn G
Good Yard,
Student

Good Yard by MasterBates03 October 6, 2015

Goat Simulator 

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.

I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

Goat Simulator by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014

gorilla grip 

a new ice slide meta where you can get less slowdown when landing into one, by incurring the penalty before the jump instead. this is found in the game trackmanina

i might be able to gorilla grip this turn

gorilla grip by scope28 September 27, 2023

Google Seppuku 

"You use a Japanese text input tool and enter random Japanese characters into a google image search.

Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."

"JESUS CHRIST!! What? Oh sorry. Not you. I was playing google seppuku and I lost. I lost big time."

Google Seppuku by Stevy July 17, 2005

google killed youtube 

Apparently Google employ way to many people who have nothing meaningful to do
So all they do is change things that already work
I remember thing like the google homepage and chrome, getting incrementally better, buggy interfaces improved, etc.
Now new updates just ruin all the improvements made
it's like some inefficient government run nonsense, ruined by lots of pointless committees, meetings, that have to be seen to be doing something, and in the end, just changing thing that already work.

Open comment board. Now, restricted comment board with accounts with real names, with lots of ways for people to block each other's comments, and report others like little babies! Google killed YouTube the day they bought it!

google killed youtube by BleachedPlasticJackscum November 6, 2013