fingerdicking 

Background unknown. It refers to the act of excessively and unecessarily touching something in such a way that it causes some sort of mess.

Tom fingerdicked the cake so bad all the icing came off.

Jane, don't fingerdick the glass! I just cleaned all those fingerprints off!

fingerdicking by Pope April 12, 2005

finger food 

Finger food is the slang term for when someone sticks their finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then puts said appendages into their mouth. A variation of this is the chocolate finger food, where the vagina is swapped out for an anus.

I hear Tom had some finger food last night... Said it tasted like frankfurter water.

finger food by Table Bitch April 12, 2008

Finger Blast 

A diversionary tactic implemented by women to not only preserve the feelings of the male counter part, but minimize physical damage to the internal vaginal wall. While being penetrated with the finger, if the sensation becomes to intense or painful, the woman will take the males fingers and suck on them, as if to be ultimately sexually aroused. This motivational diversion is to have the male assume his performance is adequate, when in all actuality, he is shredding up her beef curtain.

'I had to totally pull a finger blast on Chaz the other night, he was soo shredding up my beef curtain.'

Finger Blast by FecalMaster July 10, 2009

Bum Fingering 

Inserting the finger into anothers bum

Dalton, Fingered Zhanaes bum cause she had her period. and he found a way around it,

Zhanae enjoys bum fingering

Bum Fingering by Doodleface July 4, 2009

Penis finger 

When a friend goes through your drawers at a party and pulls out your vibrator. Only to turn it on and put her finger on it.

or

Playing with a mans penis with only your finger.

*Oh my god guys come and look at this*
Girl pulls out her friend's vibrator and starts playing with it in front of everyone.

or

*Girl is tossing a guy off*
Guy : What the hell are you doing?
Girl : Penis fingering you?..

Penis finger by Milziz November 14, 2009

finger board 

A little tiny skateboard that your fingers can ride on. VERY worthless and a VERY stupid idea. Mostly played with by 9-year-old boys.

Finger boards blow cock.

finger board by Anonymous September 26, 2003

shinning finger 

1. an attack from g gundam.
2. ummmmmmmmmm well yes.

Shinnig fingerrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

shinning finger by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003