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beer bellied woodnt pecker

A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.
Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"
by mantha6057 January 17, 2009
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[Carbon Bellyprint]

Deposits of lipids and lipoprotiens directly above the abdominal muscles that evidence overconsumption of organic compounds and the petrochemicals needed to make those compounds available for human consumption.
"How 'bout that fraud Michael Moore? Always calling everyone gas hogs and fast food junkies. Have you seen the carbon bellyprint on his ass?."
by cattnipp October 18, 2008
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Dell Belly

The act of warming your belly and cooling your laptop at the same time by lifting up your shirt so it doesn't overheat and your belly stays toasty.
Last night I had a dell belly going on and it was nice.
by Haharyne March 7, 2010
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Belt Belly

the impression that your belt leaves on the underside of your muffin top often painful. Causing redmarks
Damn, after sitting at my desk for 5 hours, i got belt belly, it kills!
by r4p3r March 17, 2011
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Totes Bellig

When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.

It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.
Jorden was totes bellig last night!

or

Here comes totes bellig.
by TotesBellig April 3, 2011
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The Bellport Frolic

The act of riding a bike and/or long boarding around Bellport Village while consuming alcoholic beverages. Similar to, but should not be confused with, the Tour de Franzia, which is a once a season event. This event is casual and can be enjoyed by small groups or large fleets of bikers.
Hey! let's do The Bellport Frolic tonight!
by Bellport Frolickers May 31, 2011
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Virgin belly flop

Girl 1: You okay?
Girl 2: No!

Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!
by grandpooba October 3, 2011
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