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Being a Penis 

When a girl is being a total pussy
"Gosh, Becky is Being a Penis"
Being a Penis by beingapenis May 21, 2018

Todd's penis 

Large boomerang that comes back for more and more
Todd's penis is a large boomerang
Todd's penis by ButterNips June 8, 2018

Kim Jong Penis 

Basically Kim Jong Un but with the head of a penis. The word is used as a mockery towards the dictator, and to North Koreans as a whole.
Kim Jong Penis is gonna nuke the United States!
Kim Jong Penis by TheBiggestCucko November 19, 2018

u succ my penis 

"U SUCC MY PENIS"

"Yeah i know."

Rip Van Penis 

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)
“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

Touch of the Penis Head 

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.
Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”