Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features

Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....

Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.

Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006

snaggletooth cunt monster

A person, usually a woman, who is so enraged by their nasty ass protruding teeth and receding hairline that they react in outbursts of cunt-like rage.

Hey man that Mrs. Krysa is a total snaggletooth cunt monster! She freaked on me today.

snaggletooth cunt monster by Darren111 March 26, 2008

Whats Her Cunt 

A term used when someone cant recall a certain females name.

Is David bangin whats her cunt?

Whats Her Cunt by CockDiesal August 13, 2009

Cactus Cunt 

N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.

Guy: That bitch had a cactus cunt.

Cactus Cunt by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

Maggot Cunt 

What a Necrophiliac wants over coldness and stiffness.

The old maggot cunt was festering with pleasure as i entered for a 30 second fuck!

Maggot Cunt by Furfur October 9, 2009

Dick Whirling Thunder Cunt 

When a chick is so disgusting, you wouldn't piss on her gums if they were on fire. Also she is the kind of girl whom thinks she is hot and your buddy dating her doesn't really know how nasty she is because he is tagging her sludgepot!

Hey John, did you see Tonys' girlfriend yeah that bitch stole my planner, and she is really nasty what dick whirling thunder cunt!

Dick Whirling Thunder Cunt by nosa74 October 30, 2009

I Cunt Hear You 

Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your balls are smacking the side of her head. When you start to get real hard smash your dick in your ear until she screams "OUCH!!" or "Shit that hurt!!!" at which point you reply "I cunt hear you."

After pulling the triple back tittie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said "SHIT THAT WAS DEAF!" I said "No, this is deaf". And proceeded with the "I cunt hear you."

I Cunt Hear You by Cayton Cleet June 18, 2009