The Hitchhiker

Thoughts in time and out of season

The Hitchhiker

Stood by the side of the road

And leveled his thumb

In the calm calculus of reason

Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.

I was out on the desert for awhile

Yeah. in the middle of it

Right

Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem

When I was out on the desert, ya know

I don't know how to tell you

But, uh, I killed somebody

(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know

I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah

This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble

And I just couldn't take it, ya know

And I wasted him

Yeah

The Hitchhiker

by Death Menace May 2, 2023

Adolf Hitler

The most kind and loving man to have ever lived, surely he could NEVER have done anything wrong

Adolf Hitler is so incredibly hot, upon seeing him I immediately started gulping bottles of prime zestfest

by 🇺🇦🤮 May 22, 2023

Adolf Hitler

A Very Nice Man Who let the Jews have a free summer camp

Adolf Hitler Was A Nice Man

by SS Nate1488 May 28, 2023

Angry Hitler

An Angry Hitler, AKA an Angry German, is a number which has five nines in a row, with no numbers before or after it.

"99999"

NOTE: An angry Hitler is a natural number which is in base 10, and said with a very angry German accent.
If no Angry German accent can be found, please default to the most angry and German accent you can manage.
(within reason, lol)

An Angry Hitler, AKA an Angry German, is a number which has five nines in a row, with no numbers before or after it.

"99999"

by SillierJoe June 4, 2023

alabama hitstick

The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred

"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"

by Dustin JJ July 12, 2023

Zone hitch

when you run a short hitch if the defense is in zone coverage which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the zone hitch.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

Pro-Hitler Statement

Why is it that when DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON makes Pro-Hitler Statements like "You have to admire Hitler! He was an organizational GENIUS!" The Jewish owned Daiky Wire will defend him to the death (From ME specifically) But when Kanye West says "I love Hilter" because, like Jesus, he loves everybody he is IMMEDIATELY EXCISED from the Daily Wire and removed from social media?

Hym "And the funny thing about Jordan Peterson is that he is ALSO using Hitler-Style rhetoric! With his 'Psychogenic epidemic' rhetoric and Saad Gaad's 'Thought Parasites'and even Vivek Ramaswamy's 'Wokism is like a cancer that needs to be cut out of society' and I QUOTE DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON HERE WHEN I SAY THIS: 'And then he (Hitler) moved into the broader political sphere and started to target the people he considered impure as parasites and capitalized on the behavioral immune system and peoples intrinsic sense of disgust' And what (exactly) did Jordan Peterson do as soon as he 'Moved into the broader political sphere?' Capitalizing on the behavioral immune system. But Kayne West make one pro-hitler statement and BAM he's gone. This is wild guys! You were making a pretty convincing argument on the 'We'Re nOt NaZi GuYs' front and then you lose and election and then you default STRAIGHT TO NAZI. From 'We'Re NoT nAzI' RIGHT TO NAZI at the drop of a hat. You couldn't possibly have fucked me any harder here. You would need to cut all of you dicks off and sew them all together into one giant super-cock to fuck me any harder than you already have. Fuck!"

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023