by hunk kisser March 17, 2020
(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.
I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.
by cjezioro September 24, 2010
Friend 1: watcha doin?
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*
by ppbootyballs December 31, 2021
A form of Bukkake where 5 men ejaculate onto a woman sitting in the center of the masturbatory ape circle at the same exact moment.
by Polyhedron20 April 10, 2021
im gonna cum bust you!
by ur moyher December 24, 2022
A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.
by ZonkedPissboy May 01, 2021
when you make a woman deep throat you and she exhales as you ejaculate, forcing semen out her nostrils
... no explanation needed (cum sniffle)
by mastercrafter February 22, 2011