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Cat

Cats

are the best animal : - D
They are cute
Cat
by 123foxàa December 20, 2024
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Cat-bait

Cat-bait is a nickname used for stupid little simps,the people with the nickname Cat-bait are intelligent (still a simp) and i hope they get far in life (probably wont but oh well). They are funny and pretty,all i have to say 🚶 ♀️
Person 1: "Cat-bait whats hangin?"
Person 2 (cat-bait): "ur mom."
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A local cat

A fat cat who hates water and can die by fire i guess and is a god and is very non special
i really wanna meet a A Local Cat
by I hate my life and want to die September 20, 2021
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cat

the creators of youtube memes even though they can be vicious
me: i think your cat is plotting to kill me
friend: don't be silly its just a cat
cat in his thoughts: stupid hooman
by thatkidonline December 9, 2019
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Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.
Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat
by Jones1973 March 24, 2024
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Cat suit

The symbol of power wore by Adrien when transformed
rmflöbi!!! Adrien ist transforming into his holy cat suit!
by Seemscott August 8, 2021
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Mall Cat

A female wrongly categorized into the order of Homo sapien ( it is in fact homo-americanus-very-retardus).
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
Look at those girls! They're screaming, barely wearing anything, in their pajamas, wearing crocks!
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
by CulturedEuropean May 8, 2023
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