Zoomer Boomer

A Zoomer who has the same mentality as a Boomer.

9 year old fortnite kid - *Says something racist*

21 year old guy - "Ok Zoomer Boomer"

by LentNo October 1, 2020

Zooned

V. - To move with a loud humming noise.

He hated the way his professor zooned around the classroom, breathing coffee breath over every shoulder, the most invasive way of checking students' progress.

by MissBitterSweet October 20, 2020

Zoomer

A play on the term “Boomer” referring to the baby boomer generation. This group of gen Z goers are the coolest kids around who spend the majority of their day on TikTok or playing among us. This term is so perfect because this generation has had to adapt to life online through the platform “Zoom” during quarantine times, in order to not catch the Coronavirus.

Grandma: Can you set up a meeting for grandpa’s birthday?
Grandson: Sure we can host a Zoom for the family
Grandma: You are so tech savvy
Aunt Karen: No he’s just a Zoomer

by Juliagillespie October 27, 2020

Zooted

This adjective is a variation of the word “booted” which means very high or drunk; fucked up.

However the addition of the “Z” to replace “B” signifies a specific type of high caused by sedative, prescription medications.

The Z’s you catch from sleeping and certain names of said medications pair together well in linguistic terms— “xanned out,” “zooted off them xannies”

My mans is zooted off them xans..

by JaycAker October 31, 2020

Zooted

When someone is sleep or drunk or high

Dude look at that girl over there she can barely stand up she must be zooted

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

Zoomer

Generation Z coming of age.

“Calling Gen Z “zoomers” has aged perfectly” by u/creepycat18_YT

by OneThirdNerd November 11, 2020

Zoomeasurism

The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.

How would you use Zoomeasurism in a sentence.

The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system

by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020