Wake back

Someone who has a skinny back.. As in a weak looking back.

Goway with you're wake back

by Cruella July 14, 2017

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey

Noun. Breakfast in the hood - wings, fries, salmon patties, pancakes, mexican omelette.

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.

by Terry Bad Ice September 29, 2017

Wake up denial

Refusing to wake up,no matter how loud your mom's scream is, or your shitty Samsung alarm.

I had serious Wake up denial this morning.

by Trollblox October 18, 2017

Weak dick syndrome

Kyle Creutz

Bro: bro so I heard you got a weak dick syndrome

Kyle: yeah that's why I don't stay with anyone for over a year

by Heheheyoudumb November 16, 2017

Weaksause

An item in a set that yields the least value or worth. (Used to objectively describe content in general)

Person A: Have you heard of Sharknado?
Person B: No. That's weaksause.

by Prof. Circle #360Degreez December 14, 2017

wakemare

A "bad dream"-like state that occurs when you're not actually asleep yet, or when you've just awoken.

"Holy jumpin', I had a bad wakemare this morning. Tried to get out of bed, but couldn't shake terrible thoughts about tax bills and evil cucumbers".

by Socklamb January 20, 2018

Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.

I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.

by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018