The phenomenon which occurs when a person consumes too much alcohol and proceeds to embarrass themselves and their friends for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, groping strangers, the overwhelming smell of fruity alcohol, and a general sloppiness that can only be associated with drinking.

Leah: "Dude, you should have seen Amber at the club the other night. She had like, eight shots of whipped cream vodka and then started taking her clothes off and dancing up on strangers. Super sloppy."
Dude: "Omg, really?"
Leah: "Yeah, she was totally White Girl Wasted."

White Girl Wasted by BitchTitttts February 11, 2014

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Waiter's Crack

A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass

I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.

Waiter's Crack by Cuchara October 10, 2006

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wasted

To be EXTREMELY intoxicated from the use of alcohol or drugs. See stoned, high, enke, drunk.

Enke died last night after getting wasted. He had a brutal bong session.

wasted by blade er gitano January 26, 2004

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wase

Something between a word and a phrase. In the increasingly action-driven (rather than dictionary-led) lexicon that is modern English (aka World), there is a category of items that are neither a (single) word, nor a (full) phrase.

"I'll go to the bank - but taking my cheques, this time," said David. "That's joined-up thinking."
"'Joined-up-thinking' - that's a wase that Blair doesn't use these days, now he's envoying in the Middle East!" quipped his colleague

wase by railtracksurvivor December 21, 2007

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