Couch Warming

A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...

Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????

Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...

by Pharohgq June 24, 2015

Pissing in One's warm spot

Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.

"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."

by GreetingsADM September 4, 2015

masturbate to stay warm

When someone strokes your ego because you passively prompted them to do so. "Masturbate" relates to the self-love aspect, while "staying warm" relates to the warm feelings received from the compliment.

Sally: I feel so fat! I gained like 3 lbs last month.

Pat: (Thinks: Why does Sally have to always masturbate to stay warm...so annoying...whatever, I'll just play along) You look great, Sally! What are you talking about? You're totally smokin' girl.

Sally: Thank! You always make me feel better.

by Sisterhood of Words April 12, 2017

anthropogenic global warming

Global warming caused by the activities of humans.

The anthropogenic global warming of the Earth is mainly from all the carbon dioxide and methane gas released in developed countries.

by Tibriel August 26, 2017

warm it up

Get ready to get some.

Girl, you betta' warm that shit up, cuz imma be over in 20 minutes.

by Noelle January 22, 2004

warm place to jerk off

A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.

Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.

by fuck you...I was getting ass September 6, 2005

warm it up

1. to engage it sexuall activity.
2. to make something warmer as in a microwave.

1. "When you go over to her house make sure you warm it up"
2. "My rice is much too cold. It would be best to warm it up."

by buddy k June 18, 2007