A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...
Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
by Pharohgq June 17, 2015
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