semi-warm potato 

Semi-warm potato is a strange turkish girl. Not hot, not ugly just strange...

Peter: "Irem is kinda weird"
Simon: "did you know she is turkish?"
Phillip: "She is a Semi-warm potato."

semi-warm potato by Tralsted August 29, 2017

Two Mice in a Warm Sock 

Balls.

I sat down on the toilet seat at an odd angle and I hurt my two mice in a warm sock.

Two Mice in a Warm Sock by Jaydub1001 March 23, 2011

The Warm Up 

The time period in which a women who is about to make love masturbates, while the man gets in position

Watching the warm up, I could barley hold it in

The Warm Up by Seaner dog January 3, 2011

Are your cheeks warm? 

Homo slang for, "Hey man...Can you suck my dick?".

Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"

Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".

*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!

Are your cheeks warm? by D. Gould February 22, 2007

luke warm karl

when a human being who has just eaten 5 bacon burgers, excretes his/her feces on the nearest humans chest. It creates an orgasmic expirience for both to share.

Karen! let me give you a luke warm karl, I gotta goo real bad..

luke warm karl by Dora Takehu May 28, 2006

Cincinnati Warm Up 

When you send your food back in a restaurant because it's cold, and the cook farts all over it.

My steak wasn't hot enough, so I sent it back. But when it came back from the kitchen, it smelled funny. I think I got a Cincinnati Warm Up.

Cincinnati Warm Up by jm2011 December 7, 2011

window-warm 

A deceptive weather phenomenon, where indoors and behind sealed windows it feels quite warm, but outside it feels windy and quite cold.

Man1:"Why are you wearing a t-shirt? It's cold out here."

Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."

window-warm by chicago_citizen May 25, 2011